sassy-gay-jake-english:

daydreamdryad:

have you ever looked at your gf/bf and thought

wow

how did i get so lucky

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yeah

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iguanamouth:

cheppo:

iguanamouth:

together at last

excuse me i have something important 2 add

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hes here

coolslug:

just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.

(Source: littlemammal)

mako-symptoms:

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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this is extremely accurate 

paleocat:

goes on a date “don’t worry babe i’ll pick up the tab”

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ex-wife:

ofools:

it begins

this could be us but you playing

kotakucom:

Pages from a Darth Vader-themed English-Japanese dictionary, available only in - you guessed it - Japan.

http://mondo-s.tumblr.com/post/93115885163/wellmanicuredman-roachpatrol

wellmanicuredman:

roachpatrol:

ceruleanmakesasplash:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids…

(Source: cephalodogs)

We Are Assassins.

(Source: ssophoo)

pistachiozombie:

crovvlhey:

princess-caboose:

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

wHO DID THIS.

i’m crying WHAT

do yOIU FYCjKING UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTATN THIS POST IS TO ME